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The Rezort - A Zombie Vacation


The Rezort

A zombie movie! Yes, I love zombie movies even when they’re terrible. This one had a good premise; it was much about the humans and their own kind of evil, rather than the zombies. They were just the excuse the humans need (or don’t) to make stupid mistakes and do bad deeds.

Far From a Masterpiece


I must admit the movie wasn’t good, but it could’ve been. Well, at least a little bit better. I mean, we have a post-apocalyptic world with a zombie infestation, where everything is rebuilt and everyone is trying to find a way to live and achieve normality again and go back to their daily lives. 

It’s new; usually in this sort of story, things don’t come back to what they were. Usually, they build a new world, totally different, like in The Walking Dead, but here, humanity wins. Maybe.

I think they mean to show us that what truly happens is that mankind never learns.

Vacation and Trauma


Instead of finishing off all the zombies, they decided to create a beautiful place to go on vacation. The special attraction? Zombie killing! What could possibly go wrong?

Well, beyond that, we have a protagonist with some traumas - PTSD - from the time of the war (or so they called it when the zombies ran free), but that’s not really fully explored, as with pretty much everything else in the movie. 

As in movies like Quarantine 2: Terminal, even the ideas that could indeed be very interesting are, unfortunately, totally neglected.

Learn to Question

Is it worth it? It may depend on how you like to spend your time. Yet, it teaches us to pause and think critically about things. How?

I don’t want to give you spoilers or anything, so let’s just say that in the end, you’ll be asking yourself how it was possible that after so many years, no one had even wondered how the resort was still in business.


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